The Captain has been having difficulty adapting to his new lifestyle. We, brother-in-law Tim and I, decided to give him a helping hand in transforming him to his new sea based life. Our goal was to turn him into Pirate Captain Crunch. It was a challenging task but we finally succeeded. If interested in turning yourself into a Pirate I suggest the following:
1) A dockside haircut to leave those land based cooties behind.
2) The hoisting of the new colors....in this case Red, White and Blue for Nestles Crunch! (Thanks Sabine and everyone from the office)
3) The eyepatch - because every well known Pirate in history had one.
4) The smoking of a cigar to enrich the senses.....and finally
5) A champagne toast (thanks Nancy) because its always 5 o'clock somewhere!
With the ritual complete, Captain (Crunch) Dave appears to be easing into his new dockside responsibilities of chief mechanic, bartender and grill chef - I mean bartender, grill chef and chief mechanic. Stay tuned as the Captain will add the responsbilities of helmsman and navigator once we leave the dock!!!
The Admiral
10/14/08
No comments:
Post a Comment